Well, it's been six days since I last saw him and I CANNOT stop thinking about him.
His name is Duncan Hines Triple Chocolate Cake. I call him Duncan, Duncs, or Dunkee for short.
And we are in love. I just want to put that out there on the internets.
I have to admit that I was completely blindsided by my feelings for him. I mean, I don't even really like cake that much, I'm more of a frosting gal. But this cake is different...the chocolate chunks, the gooey fudge/pudding... I'm getting weak in the knees just typing this. Oh and by the way, there's no need to feel sorry for Brian, he was the one who introduced us. In fact, so far the only ones opposed to me and Duncs are my skinny jeans. And they've made it pretty clear that I have to choose between them and Duncan.
It was a tough choice, but in the end I chose love.
And Duncan, if you are reading this, let's rendez-vous tomorrow night.


Good to know - my birthday is coming up and this is going on the shopping list.
ReplyDeleteSo scandalous. Probably going to have to talk to the bishop about this;)
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be really mad if this ends up on the list of "Don'ts" in the Word of Wisdom.
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