Google wants your soul

This picture has absolutely nothing to do with today's post. 

Google has this fun feature that tracks all your online activities where you can check out your blog traffic statistics. As it turns out I'm pretty popular in Russia and Germany. And by popular I mean I get about 7 hits a day from each country. And lately I've been getting some hits from some very interesting keyword searches. I would really love to know exactly what these people were really looking for since I'm pretty sure that it's not my blog. Here are some of my favorites.

Mountain Dew never chugged it - I most certainly have chugged it. I regret nothing.

Dizzy blonde - Only when I haven't had my Diet Dr. Pepper.

Blonde sneeze - Watch out, they have been rumored to rip a hole in the space-time continuum.


Go shopping - Just tell me where and when.

Baby mad - Good luck with that.

Chatrandom Kosovo - Crap. I knew I shouldn't have clicked on that link.

My bladder is about to burst - And the first thing you thought to do was do a google search?

Granny style - Yep, that's me. 


Cute baby girl cleaning - Only in my dreams.

Jeggings Rexburg - Despite the fact that I have never worn jeggings nor been to Rexburg, this is one of my most popular search terms. Go figure.

Haters gonna hate a blonde with a crown - Yes, yes they will.

Plastic surgery team - Where? Did I miss them?

Pill bottle bomb instructions - I know nothing. I swear.

Teenage diaper punishment - What the...wait, I don't even want to know.


How about you? Have you had any crazy search terms?