While everyone else is busy making their Christmas wishlists, I decided to put together a give list.
What can I say, I'm a generous soul.
First, I would like to give all CA drivers a refresher course in driver's ed. And on manners.
I would like to give a random stranger an awesome photobombed picture like this. I've decided to take up photobombing as a new hobby. I have a feeling that I will actually be very good at this.
I would like to give a few bloggers with frequent spelling mistakes a smack over the head with a dictionary. Or maybe just step-by-step instructions on how to use spell check. Or maybe just the link to, you know, dictionary.com.
I would like to give the father of the kid that I nanny a clean drug test report. The other day I spilled the contents of my purse in front of him and unfortunately that included about 40 ibuprofen pills that have been sitting at the bottom of my purse ever since the lid came off the bottle that I used to keep in there.
VERY awkward.
I would like to give Justin Bieber, Lindsey Lohan, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton, and everyone with the last name of Kardashian a one-way ticket to somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle.
I would like to give people who write semi-vague facebook status updates for attention a punch in the face.
And finally, I would like to give all those pushy kiosk people in the mall a push back...off a cliff.
How about you? What is on your Christmas "give" list?
I must say... I hope I'm not receiving anything from you for Christmas! Hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteActually, I LOVED this! You are a genious!
hilarious post! love photobombing. Also, please correct me if I mispell anything ever! no hard feelings!
ReplyDeleteI'm with ya on the vague facebook status. That drives me nuts.
ReplyDeleteOk, maybe some of those things were a bit harsh. I promise I'm not that mean in real life. :)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the one about vague FB statuses. That is SO annoying and it happens all the time. The worst is when 100+ people comment on them which only add fuel to the fire!
ReplyDeleteIn addition to your gift of a dictionary, I would like to give many bloggers a basic grammar class.
ReplyDeleteI love LOVE this post. I am with ya on the photobombing, it is also a new hobby of mine and it has been fun. I am left wondering what I really look like in their pics, guess I will never know but I am sure it is fabooo :)
ReplyDeletethis made me giggle quite a few times. i must say i'm guilty of loving justin beiber (can we keep him here?), writing semi-vague facebook stati for attention, and probably misspelling a word or two or a thousand on my blog.
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