Can I get a drumroll please?

Good news people!

 The world didn't end (I totally called that one, suckas)

AND

I won a super-duper, major, big deal, awesome blog award!!!

First, I'd like to say a HUGE thanks to Karen for hosting the awards. I only wish I could have accepted my award in person, I had the perfect dress picked out and everything, but no funds for the trip or the frock. Oh well, maybe next year. I'd also like to thank everyone who voted for me. You all are awesome (except for my one and only blog troll, who I would wish would jump off a cliff). And I meant what I said about everyone getting a free car! You can expect it to arrive in 2073, so be on the lookout for that. 

Shye on the other hand, is demanding a recount of the votes because her playdates don't look like this:

And her snacks don't look like this:

And because she doesn't have one of these sweet rides:

Clearly I'm trying to ruin her childhood.

But who knows, maybe this award will motivate me to get my butt in gear in the mommy department. 

But probably not. I mean, it's not like the world is ending or anything.