Letters

Dear Stock Market,
Stop it with the mood swings. You are giving us all a headache and driving the economy insane.
Love,
Nail biter


Dear Bank Account,
Please multiply and replenish.
Love,
A hard worker


Dear Gym,
Thank you for giving me some semblance of normalcy. Please send memo regarding all my hard work to my scale.
Love,
Shawna


Dear Scale,
See memo from Gym and adjust my weight accordingly.
Thank you,
Shawna


Dear Food,
I promise that someday I will care about you again.
Love,
Former food enthusiast


Dear Insomnia,
Seriously?!!
Love,
New momma with baby that sleeps through the night


Dear PPD,
Please stop kicking my butt.
Thanks,
New momma


Dear house/tiny apartment,
Please start cleaning yourself.
Love,
Resident zombie


Dear Baby Girl,
Stop being so friggin cute! Seriously, I want to eat you!
Love,
Momma/zombie